Belly button or Timer?

I was thinking about the pregnant body the other day. I began with all the changes that one goes through. Loss of waist line, larger hips, bigger feet, swollen feet and hands, expanding belly, and the belly button change. What you might say- the belly button change? Well it starts like this. Your belly button is normal one day, then as time goes on your belly button changes to a large black hole. Then as more time passes it starts to get wide, not just one finger wide but two! Then as the final days approach it becomes shallow and then when you are just about ready to burst it will stick out like a turkey timer! Yep, I'm almost at the turkey timer stage. I figure I have a few more weeks and then my timer is going to pop. Then what...tape it down?